44 Questions Everyone Asks Themselves After Breaking Up With Someone

    What if they upload my nudes to Facebook?!?!?!

    1. That wasn't so bad was it?

    2. Did I do the right thing?

    3. I wonder if they're OK?

    4. Does this mean I can party every night now?

    5. Wait, why do I miss them all of a sudden?

    6. Did I just make the biggest mistake of my life?

    7. What if I die alone?

    8. Do they want to kill me now?

    9. What if they upload my nudes for revenge?

    10. It's their birthday soon... should I wish them happy birthday?

    11. Is it normal to check their Facebook every day?

    12. Oh god, did they get hotter?

    13. Wait, who's this person they've been tagged in photos with?!

    14. Are they seeing someone new already?!

    15. Did they know that person the entire time we were dating?!

    16. Were they going to dump me for them?!

    17. Were they seeing this person when we were together?!?!

    18. Did they even love me?!?!

    19. Wait. Did I even love them?

    20. Oh god. Am I an asshole?

    21. Do I have a heart?

    22. If I hook up with someone else would it get my mind off them?

    23. This person liked my Instagram photo a couple of months ago... maybe they're keen?

    24. Why is everyone who flirted with me when I was in a relationship suddenly ignoring me?

    25. DID I JUST FUCK UP MY LIFE?!?

    26. When is it OK to download Tinder?

    27. WHY IS EVERY TINDER MATCH A BOT?!

    28. Should I drink the entire bottle of wine?

    29. What about if I eat this full pizza?

    30. Do I have to keep getting my bits waxed now?

    31. Is my ex going to be at this party tonight?

    32. Would it be too cliche to cut my hair right now?

    33. Why is our song on the radio every five minutes?!

    34. And why the hell did we choose a Justin Bieber song…

    35. I left my books at their house... should I ask for them back?

    36. Will my friends and family finally give me an honest opinion of them?

    37. Are they just being nice to me when they say I deserve better, or are they being genuine?

    38. WHY DID I EVEN DUMP THEM?!

    39. Did that random person just flirt with me?

    40. Why am I feeling better all of a sudden?

    41. Am I over it?

    42. Is this what moving on feels like?

    43. Should I play the field?

    44. Why the hell not?!