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    News Genius Quotes Of The Week, 05/31/2013

    As tensions loom in Syria and storms roll across Oklahoma, the cycle of news continues to pump out new, exciting, and often troubling stories. The week of May 31st, 2013 brings firsts in the sports and technology worlds, beside reductions in hate speech in cyberspace and increases in violent rhetoric abroad. To make sense of it all, News Genius (at its new home, news.rapgenius.com) breaks down the story, connecting fact to words and exposing the unbiased reality. News Genius: meat + news. Meatnews. - Gavin Matthews

    5. “A search warrant may be issued to search for and seize [...] the contents of and records and other information related to a wire communication or electronic communication held in electronic storage.” - Texas State Legislature, Email Privacy Bill HB2268

    4. “Facebook’s mission has always been to make the world more open and connected [...] while still respecting the rights of others” - Facebook Safety, Controversial, Harmful, and Hateful Speech

    3. “Meatballs are by definition not a recipe kind of food, but here goes. You need some meat -- about a pound of it -- and you will make them into balls.” - Food52, Easy Meatballs

    2. “[Events] have distorted concepts to the extent that some Arabs have forgotten that the real enemy is still Israel and have instead created internal, sectarian, regional or national enemies.” - Bashar al-Assad, Interview with Al-Manar TV

    1. “This was the first fight i ever cut someone. I landed a good elbow and cut him right under his eye [...] I’m not sure i landed anymore elbows that fight. Think maybe it scared me some.” - Jason High, MMA Fight Record