i killed a cat because im a pimp and youre jealous
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- Derek thinks The Story Of Christmas, As Told By A ... is Trashy, OMG & LOL
- Derek Transparentius, "See-Through" Truck
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Response to What Your Birthday Really Says About You:
- Derek Super Emo Friends
- Derek Best "I Quit" Note You'll See Thi... and thinks it’s Geeky
- Derek Dutch Break Domino World Record and thinks it’s Geeky & OMG
- Derek Awesome Inglourious Basterds Old-Scho... and thinks it’s LOL, Old & Geeky
- Derek The Coolest Math Teacher and thinks it’s Geeky, Cute & LOL
- Derek thinks Kid Shreds On Accordion is Geeky & OMG
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Response to The Wrong Way To Pass A Class:
wow. i would have diven her a chance to raise her grades
- Derek Chinese Sperm Bank (Totally NSFW) and thinks it’s Ew, OMG & LOL
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Response to The Work Pyramid:
god, I wish I had a job like that.
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Response to 5 Saddest Deaths In Children's Movies:
when i was a kid, i cried when optimus prime died :, (
- Derek 5 Saddest Deaths In Children's Mo... and thinks it’s OMG
- Derek Greatest Magazine Cover Ever. and thinks it’s Geeky & LOL
- Derek Timon And Pumba IRL and thinks it’s LOL, Cute & OMG
- Derek Filter Heroes and thinks it’s Geeky & LOL
- Derek thinks Pokke Plays Peek-a-boo is Cute
- Derek thinks Erection Speedo [NSFW] is Trashy, WTF & LOL
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Response to Most Bitchin' Mom Ever:
the girl is kinda hot
- Derek Most Bitchin' Mom Ever
- Derek Auto-Tune the News #7
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Response to Gamer Freaks Out:
wow man.. maybe try playing DDR with your feet like your supposed to. then you might be too tired to beat the shit out of your monitor, walls, friends, family and whatnot.
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Response to To be fair, her nose is much cuter than that!:
I completely agree and approve of this statement.
- Derek thinks Drunk Tits [NSFW] is Ew, Trashy & LOL
- Derek How Twilight Should Have Ended and thinks it’s Geeky, Cute & LOL
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Response to How Twilight Should Have Ended:
thats what Im saying!
- Derek RIP Taco Bell Chihuahua and thinks it’s WTF & OMG
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incredible. At times I didnt know if i was watching scenes from the movie or re-enactments.
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Response to Crafts For Retarded:
I love it. From a time when the world wasn't overly sensitive!
- Derek Crafts For Retarded and thinks it’s LOL
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Response to Men Who Lie, Sex Survey Edition:
i have to say though, i would be totally ok with my girl making more money than me. I want her to support MY ass!
- Derek Blood Everywhere and thinks it’s Trashy & WTF
- Derek Cheap Condoms and thinks it’s Ew, WTF & LOL
- Derek thinks Ferris Wheel Sex is Trashy, WTF & LOL
- Derek Vodka Shot Tricks and thinks it’s OMG
- Derek Sour: A Webcam Mosaic and thinks it’s OMG
- Derek Rock Always Beats Paper and thinks it’s LOL
- Derek Miley Cyrus In Elle Magazine and thinks it’s Cute & OMG
- Derek Cat Madness
- Derek Nintendo Controller Carved in Arm and thinks it’s Geeky, Ew & Trashy
- Derek Dad Vs. Kids and thinks it’s Cute & LOL
- Derek Bathtub IV
- Derek Dirty Dancing And Pregnant and thinks it’s Ew & Trashy
- Derek Don't Drink Straight From The Milk Ca...
- Derek 5 Videos Of Drunk People Falling Over
- Derek Grammar Correction and thinks it’s Cute & LOL
- Derek 80s Hits Done All Ragtimey
- Derek When Worlds Collide and thinks it’s Geeky
- Derek Pepsi Warrior and thinks it’s Geeky, Cute & LOL
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Response to Auto-Tuned the News 6 : Michael Jackson:
it was ok.. better than the one with the gorilla
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Response to Sour: A Webcam Mosaic:
that was so amazing i almost felt like crying
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Response to Where Were You Born?:
well i guess im british now
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Response to Asian Poses:
love asians
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Response to Geocities Top Ten:
wow geocities is closing?? I havent been to a geocities site in FOREVER.. but ya know.. ima miss the old internet from back then.
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Response to Auto-Tune The News #4:
cool at first but they spending more time going off on random shit than actually autotuning the news now.
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Response to Matador Gored by Bull:
good. i hope the matador dies.
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Response to Julia Dales, Girl Beatboxer:
shes friggin hot too.. she wins
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Response to 8 Saddest Aging Heartthrobs:
not too bad imo
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