These Cats Are Still Mad At The Oscar Winners

They've made some good points, Academy.

12. Did Argo really win Best Picture?

sneer

11. Do you really want that to represent the best of that year?

King's Speech and Mighty Ducks 2 called-- they want their artificial notions of sports cliche back

10. Amour should have done better, because the elderly demand respect and attention

Although not during naps

9. Lincoln dealt with a crucial event in our nation's history:

Being able to turn down work

8. Zero Dark Thirty was snubbed!

torture doesn't bother cats

7. CGI notwithstanding, Life of Pi features a lead who had never even acted before, mostly acting all by himself, yet could not secure even one performance nomination

Yes there's a monkey in it too

6. Regardless of your opinion on musicals, Les Miserables was a very ambitious and historically rich project

5. Rust and Bone featured an amazing performance that blew away Jennifer Lawrence's and any other actress

oh well

4. It was just all that dancing

youtube.com

3. The Academy really loved all the dancing in Silver Linings Playbook

2. The Master was a bit too ponderous for humans

get over yourselves, humans

1. An unheralded future classic--

indie gem: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

cat: 'We are infinite...'