1.
I try to hide my fatigue by resting my head on my hands, fall asleep, and then wake up suddenly and startle myself.
2.
I get caught up singing and break into the chorus too early.
3.
I try to unwrap a cough drop and suddenly the entire place falls silent except for my incredibly loud wrapper.
4.
I forget an acquaintance's name and then covertly look him up on Facebook.
5.
I am not sure what kind of hug someone is going for and it turns into a side hug.
6.
During the meet-and-greet time, I hear someone's name and immediately forget it.
7.
When I visit a similar church but their Communion tradition is slightly different, I try to figure it out while waiting in line.
