Top Signs You Are A Mother

Motherhood isn't always full of happy babies and clean laundry. There is the projectile vomit, the all night crying, and more dirty diapers than you could every imagine (seriously). But no one would trade being a mom in for any other job in the world. This is why one day a year, we celebrate moms all across the globe by pampering them and giving them the perfect Mother's Day gift. Let's all give a collective "Thank You" to our moms!

Going shopping sans children is a holiday and not a chore

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"I'm just going out to get some more diapers" - three hours later you have new clothing but forgot the diapers.

You are the one hiding snacks around the house and not the kids

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(And yell at kids for stashing candy bars in their sock drawer)

Your browser history is now full of questions moms frequently ask because you don't want to ask another person

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Every parent wants to know the answer, but they aren't willing to admit the question to others.

You more invested in what happens next on kid's television shows than your children are

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You have conversations with other parents on who your favorite Degrassi character is and why.

Your time is no longer your own, you birthed yourself a brand new alarm clock

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The term "slave to the alarm clock" takes on a whole new meaning.

Those things you once took for granted now become the highlight of your day

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Were you able to brush your hair and put on a bra before noon? Guess what, you are winning at being a mother.

You know better when someone says they want to be a stay-at-home mom

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It isn't all rainbows, sunshine, day time talk shows, and soap operas.

The littlest things your kids do will sometimes set you off

What kind of hangers do you have hanging up in the closet?!

You know your child will always have a little something extra waiting for you when changing their diaper

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You quickly learn which way your child tends to aim when lying down.

"Mom Guilt" is your strongest super power

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And eventually you will pass it on to your children...while still using it on them.

You know that no matter what, your kids will always love you

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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MOM!!!!