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1. Oh thank you so much for these flowers that I am deathly allergic to
2. I can tolerate only very specific types of people
3. Sometimes I can't even look at these walking fashion disasters
4. I told you I didn't want to walk.
5. Make sure you get ALL the stray hair
6. When will I find a masseuse that is worth a damn?
7. Please. No touching. Seriously. Ew.
8. Hug? No... I don't do that.
9. Ugh these public restrooms again
10. These cheap party decorations are hideous
11. Enough with the pictures
12. How many times do I have to show you?
13. Others are still around? I'm going back inside.
I will hide forever if I have to.
14. Maybe if I ignore this *thing*, it will go away
No. It just follows me everywhere.
15. Just because you're small and cute doesn't mean I like you
16. This is the WRONG TP
17. Yay... dancing in the club surrounded by sweat and grime
18. This cheap acrylic set is so annoying
19. I hate your shoes
20. Stay out of my belongings!
21. What is this?! 600 thread count?
22. You were in my way
23. You want me to meet your friends?
24. I can't stand associating with common people
25. Your toys bore me
26. Is the maid doing my laundry right?
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