26 Animals Who Are Total Divas

It’s a hardknock life for these kings and queens of the earth.

1. Ugh my hair… is this *regular* chlorine in this pool?

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2. 151 strokes. I told you *twice* already.

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Fucking peasants.

3. Why are there all these stairs between my room and the world?

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4. This is *not* 1400 Thread Count

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Don’t even try to lie to me right now.

5. Oh hey sweetie…

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Ugh, what is she wearing??

6. OMG open up! There’s *normal people* out here

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7. Where can I get some *gold-trimmed* wrapping paper?

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8. OMG did you just touch me with your retail-selling hands??

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9. Wait… are you using store-brand conditioner on my hair?

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10. OMG… Really? I’m so sick of this non-branded water.

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Is this $6.50 too much for a bottle? It’s fucking water. I need it. To live.

11. Ew I’m not walking on the floor in a *public restroom*

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12. Ugh. I’m so tired of kisses

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13. Didn’t I say non-fat soy latte?

DIDN’T I?!? DIDN’T I?!?!

14. Is this salad a thousand years old?

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FUCK THIS!

15. Umm thanks for that cuddle, but I G2G

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16. OMG PEASANTS!

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17. Ugh this restaurant is SO crowded

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They just let *anyone* in here, don’t they?

18. Did you even take an etiquette class?

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19. Stop cursing. It’s very unbecoming.

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20. Oohh so you got half your masseuse degree online?

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This shit is coming off your tip, bitch.

21. How do you tantrum? Let me show you…

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This. Is. How. You. Fucking. Tantrum.

22. Hey, you. Can you clear my dishes from the first course?

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23. Is the fucking paparazzi gone?

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Is it safe to come out?

24. Yaayy!! Are you done fucking petting me?

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25. I had to beat those bitches off of me

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26. Ugh. My life.

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