4. This is *not* 1400 Thread Count
Don’t even try to lie to me right now.
10. OMG… Really? I’m so sick of this non-branded water.
Is this $6.50 too much for a bottle? It’s fucking water. I need it. To live.
13. Didn’t I say non-fat soy latte?
DIDN’T I?!? DIDN’T I?!?!
17. Ugh this restaurant is SO crowded
They just let anyone in here, don’t they?
20. Oohh so you got half your masseuse degree online?
This shit is coming off your tip, bitch.
21. How do you tantrum? Let me show you…
This. Is. How. You. Fucking. Tantrum.