1. Ugh my hair… is this *regular* chlorine in this pool?
2. 151 strokes. I told you *twice* already.
3. Why are there all these stairs between my room and the world?
4. This is *not* 1400 Thread Count
Don’t even try to lie to me right now.
8. OMG did you just touch me with your retail-selling hands??
9. Wait… are you using store-brand conditioner on my hair?
10. OMG… Really? I’m so sick of this non-branded water.
Is this $6.50 too much for a bottle? It’s fucking water. I need it. To live.
11. Ew I’m not walking on the floor in a *public restroom*
13. Didn’t I say non-fat soy latte?
DIDN’T I?!? DIDN’T I?!?!
17. Ugh this restaurant is SO crowded
They just let *anyone* in here, don’t they?
20. Oohh so you got half your masseuse degree online?
This shit is coming off your tip, bitch.
21. How do you tantrum? Let me show you…
This. Is. How. You. Fucking. Tantrum.
22. Hey, you. Can you clear my dishes from the first course?
23. Is the fucking paparazzi gone?
Is it safe to come out?