The Michigan Humane Society received a call about a one-month-old puppy in need. This is their rescue story. THERE IS A GOD.
Pro-Tip: Even Bear doesn’t go off into the wilderness alone and without an emergency phone. Inspired by the Discovery star, a 29-year-old British man decided to embark on a adventure in the Scottish wilderness.
The Ditz or Idiot or Moron has always been a staple of television sitcoms, but it seems like they’re growing increasingly dumb in recent years. That
What Happens when Mr. Sandman sprinkles too much pixie dust on a henpecked husband? Dude dreams of Adriana Lima, Crue, and … a Kia?
Jack In The Box knows what we want. Don’t even pretend like you think this is gross. No one believes you.
17-year-old Blizzard gets right in his English Teacher’s face, before taking the beating of a lifetime. Skip to 1:30 for the start of the battle. Mark Grist is immense.
These are all the major ones. Do not attempt any of them unless you have professional experience with (a) sleeping and (b) being some kind of a cat. (h/t The Frogman, for sharing this image.)
I didn’t even realize they could show this kind of thing on TV. Apparently, they can: on the latest episode of “Joan & Melissa,” Joan and her friend Lynne picked up some medicinal marijuana, a bong, and ended up having to call for help due to extreme highness — all while the cameras rolled.
I see what you did there, Terrance. Also, I can’t wait to do this on the next form I fill out. (via Reddit)
This made me love her all over again. When asked by MTV News how she felt about reports that Justin Bieber wants to remake her movie, “Fear,” Reese Witherspoon responded in the best way possible. (via Dlisted)
It’s actually pretty easy to make. I am trying this ASAP.
“Because I said so,” writes Snoop on his Facebook page. Paul’s drug legalization stances reaching ever more young voters. (H/T Reddit)
Today, Ana Gasteyer begged and pleaded with the Twitter Gods to verify her account. Plus, Arnold Schwarzenegger is traveling the world, Samuel L. Jackson hangs with Michelle Obama, and Heidi Montag’s been inhaling a bit too many fumes.
Ouch. Lana Del Rey, formerly Lizzie Grant, recently released her much-hyped debut album, “Born to Die.” The reactions are what you could charitably call “mixed.” Here are the nastiest quotes from the nastiest reviews.
A whole smorgasbord of menu items available at McDonald’s restaurants abroad that we in the United States can only salivate over from afar. Those creeps at McDonald’s International are holding out on us.
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Have a lot of money? Want to waste some? This list will show just what utter crap you can buy with loads of cash and no common sense.
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From Vajazzling to lipo, these days there’s a social coupon deal for just about everything. Check out some of the most bizarre deals you’ll wish you didn’t miss out on and try Couptivate to organize your own strange (or not so strange) social coupons.
This is what happened when Kristen Bell’s boyfriend, Dax Shepard, introduced her to a sloth for the first time. Girl, I feel you.