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<b>I'm sorry, but wearing tighty-whities does not make you Walter White.</b> It does make you a dad, though.

I'm sorry, but wearing tighty-whities does not make you Walter White. It does make you a dad, though.

What Your Underwear Says About You

Pick your underwear:

You are reliable. You don’t worry about being the fanciest or the most daring, but people know they can count on you because you get the job done. You’re basically like a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. And I’m sorry, but wearing tighty-whities does NOT make you Walter White.

Tighty-Whities

You are practical. You’re also a creature of habit and sort of hate change. You also probably hate playing Monopoly, even though you know you’d be able to win if it wasn’t so damn boring.

Cotton Boxers

You have a tough time making decisions. You're the kind of person who doesn't know what you're going to order until the moment the waiter/cashier asks and then you panic and just go with what you usually get. Simply put, you know what you like and you stick to it. You also really like dogs.

Boxer Briefs

You are meticulous. Some might call you a perfectionist, but you sort of hate that label. You just like to have things a certain way and don’t see why other people can’t understand that. You also probably have a really nice closet and a gift for judging people.

Designer Trunks

You are assertive. Once you make a decision, you stick to it, even if you know you’re going to regret it later. You’re a bit stubborn in that regard, but your confidence is endearing and also contagious. You’re also probably a bit of a pyro. You know, because of fire and whatnot.

Silk Boxers

You have a childlike sensibility. You hate the thought of growing up and prefer to spend your weekends in sweatpants and watching TV. Some might call you lazy, which is sort of true, but if you really wanted to be productive, you know you could be. You'd just rather NOT do things. And you are supergood at not doing things. You can definitely put it down as one of your hobbies.

Funny Boxers

You are energetic. You have a pretty quick wit and you tend to be the one to break the tension in the room with a joke. You’re also not afraid to make fun of yourself, and you don’t get easily embarrassed. You’ve probably danced in a clothing store before.

Boy Shorts

You are friendly. You don’t really consider yourself cool, but your outgoing social nature gives that impression. If life were a popularity contest, you wouldn’t win, but you WOULD get a lot of votes. Like, way more votes than that person you hate. You know which one. So congratulations on beating that stupid person!

Thong

You are flirtatious. You sort of know this about yourself (mostly because you’ve been accused of it), but you see it more as a social trait rather than anything really serious. It’s sort of a fun game for you because you’re naturally just a flirty person. This also means you’re probably good-looking, so congrats on that.

Lace Thong

You are playful. You have a lot of friends and seem to get along well with a bunch of different groups. You’re the kind of person who will get their face painted with a lion and then roar like a lion for the rest of the day. Why? Because you are now a lion. Obviously.

G-String

You are artistic. You’re a little shy and misunderstood, but those who know you know that you’re a lot of fun. You’re a bit of an old soul, but you don’t really identify yourself in that way. You just don’t buy into everything that’s popular today. You’re comfortable in your own skin and you like that you have your own style.

High Waist

You are thoughtful. You love buying and receiving cards and probably have a close group of friends who will be your best friends for life. You’re a bit of a perfectionist, but that’s just because you’re organized and love making a to-do list. You also probably love really chubby babies.

Frilly

You are confident. Do you practice yoga? Maybe. But you’ve definitely thought about it before, that’s for sure. You also probably have a specific drink you like to order when you go out, which makes you feel fancy. And it works. You DO look fancy drinking it. Mission: Accomplished.

Hip-Huggers

You are impulsive. You’re the kind of person who will always choose “Dare” in Truth or Dare, and when you drink, you often go on a drunken adventure. Sometimes these adventures are terrible ideas, but sometimes they end in really good stories. Put simply, it wouldn’t be surprising if you were arrested for breaking into the zoo because you wanted to free the penguins.

Commando

You are misunderstood. You have a hard time properly expressing yourself and people are always taking what you say the wrong way. You mean well, but your optimism often backfires, despite your catlike agility. Some might call you naive, but you’re not. You’re just wonderfully unique. Even though there are dozens of people just like you. DOZENS!!

Jean Shorts

You are wild. You like staying up late, sleeping in, and not showering. You have a lot of friends, even though you hate making plans, but whenever you show up, people have a good time. And for some reason, you actually CAN get away with wearing a bathing suit for three days without anyone judging you. And that's impressive.

Bathing Suit

You are honest. You likely have a good sense of humor and don’t take life too seriously. You're a good person to have in a risky situation because you don't stress yourself out. That is, until you get overwhelmed. When that happens, you are not so fun to be around. But you're pretty good about not letting that happen too often.

Spanx

You are an incredible procrastinator. When it comes to putting things off until the last minute, you are the very best. It’s definitely something you need to approve upon, but this lifestyle would make you a great king or queen. Not in the sense that you’d be an effective ruler, but more because you’d be super comfortable with servants doing everything for you. Unfortunately, that’s just not going to happen. Sorry.

Granny Panties

You are irresponsible. You’re probably a compulsive liar and the sort of person who would push a button solely because somebody told you not to push the button. Simply put, you cannot be trusted. On the plus side, if you’re only wearing a leaf, you probably have a good body. So that’s cool.

Leaf

You are adventurous. You’re always down for new experiences, which is both your best and worst quality because you have a hard time saying no. If you really wanted to, you could probably learn, like, five languages, but you simply do not have the time to devote to that. But you could do it. And that’s cool.

Jockstrap

You’re impatient. You have a short attention span and often get easily distracted. But you’re also pretty quick on your feet and have a plethora of comebacks available at your disposal, which make you a dangerous person to argue against. And yet, people seem to really like you.

Crotchless

You are trustworthy. You’re straightforward and honest, and you don’t need the fancy things in life because you prefer comfort over style. You also probably know how to build a good fire and tie really solid knots.

Long Johns

You are sloppy. You likely need someone else’s help to accomplish daily tasks and you’re sort of reckless when left alone to your own devices. While irritating at times, your careless nature can also be sort of welcoming. You also poop your pants. I’m sorry, but it had to be said.

Diaper

You are a damn dirty liar! You don’t wear a loincloth. What are you doing? Living in the jungle? Nah. You’re not Tarzan. Get out of here with your lies, George of the Jungle.

Loincloth

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