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I mean, it makes sense...
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You said that last time, Brian.
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Shut up and take my money.
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This just sounds like a crappy idea, to be honest.
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Make it 20 seconds and you have a deal.
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Is... is that how one becomes mayor?
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A good pun goes a long way.
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Oh man, I can't even imagine how much that would cost.
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It's a question as old as time.
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An oldie, but a goodie.
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This is what people from the future look like, y'all.
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Or maybe THIS is the future.
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This is a gouda sign.
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He's not joking, you guys.
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That's it?! Somebody help this man. He's so close.
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Just using what he's got. Or... not.
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Good luck, man. Sounds like you'll need it.
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I don't know why, but this is one car salesman that I do trust.
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This is oddly specific, but I support it.
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Just doing his civic duty.
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When in doubt, just be direct and to the point.