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32 Signs Your Boyfriend Is Andy Dwyer

He'll break everything but your heart.

1. He's a certain kind of confident.

2. A creative problem-solver.

3. Not one to get easily embarrassed.

4. And his excitement levels over certain things cannot be contained.

5. You might say he has a childlike sensibility.

6. Which is why kids love him.

7. And why he still plays with the coloring menu at restaurants.

8. He's notorious for coming up with the best impromptu games.

9. He always offers to give piggyback rides.

10. And he's most definitely the best hugger around.

11. When talking to him, you know you have to be REALLY blunt.

12. Otherwise your conversation can go something like this:

13. And if he's not into something, he will often completely shut down.

14. But if he puts his mind to it, he can accomplish anything.

15. Especially since he has a...unique set of skills.

16. And while his logic may be uncustomary, it is foolproof.

17. And although he mostly likes to goof around...

18. He knows when to take things seriously.

19. Which is why you can talk to him about anything. Like politics...

20. Global issues...

21. Or even dumb stuff, like existentialism and the meaning of life.

22. Because at the end of the day, he'll tell it like it is.

23. And won't hold anything back.

24. Because he's not afraid of what might happen.

25. Even if it's scary to think about.

26. But most of all, you know that being with him is where you belong.

27. Because even though it seems like he's not always paying attention...

28. He'll do whatever it takes to make you happy.

29. Even if he really wasn't paying attention and now has to figure it out.

30. But deep down, you know that whatever he comes up with will be perfect.

31. Because he's your perfect match.

32. And you're his angel with no wings.

Which is awesomesauce.