2.
Wait a second. Is this a hammer?
3.
What was that— OH MY EYES!
4.
These dang tape measurers with their numbers and whatnot.
6.
Whoa, mom! Careful with that soda pop.
7.
Not the full bowl of Cheetos again!
8.
Come on, sis, give me the remote!
9.
Honey, watch out for that— darnit.
10.
I think it's stuck WHOAOAOAOAOAOA
13.
I don't know why I even try anymore.
15.
You missed the bowl again, Diane.
16.
Just need to turn up the volume... and no, no, no, NO, NO!
17.
OH, LORD JESUS, WHY ME?!
18.
I'm doing OK. Just feeling a little lightheaded—
19.
Time for some AHWHAOSHSHANSSAHFASFHA WHAAAA?
20.
Oh, these dang ottomans.
21.
Ewww... it's in my mouth.
23.
Not the toilet water!
24.
Just cleaning the ol' OW! WHAT THE SHIT!
25.
This taco is A BUNCH OF GARBAGE!