2. “It’s so soft and puffy, like cotton candy almost.”
5. “I didn’t want to wipe it off… so I just licked it off my fingers.”
Those are his ashes, by the way.
8. “If I didn’t have baby powder, I don’t think I’d be able to function.”
11. “The rubber tire pieces taste really chemically, like a shock to your taste buds.”
15. “I thought they were good for ya, cuz there’s all these vitamins on the back.”
19. “As it’s going down your throat, it feels very nice and warm, almost like a thicker version of warm milk.”
21. “I actually like how it feels on my teeth when I’m crunching them up.”