18 Bloody Mary Drinks That Need To Chill The F**k Out

    Just be yourself, bloody mary.

    Logan Rhoades
    by Logan Rhoades

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Look at all this shit!

    2. I like that it comes with sauces, but this is just too much.

    3. What am I even looking at anymore?

    4. Is that a whole f**king chicken?!

    5. Yeah, that cheese cube was DEFINITELY necessary.

    6. Glad they included a straw...

    7. This is the "Sumo Bloody Mary." The ingredients are listed below. It is ridiculous.

    8. Double-decker sandwich with a bacon-wrapped lobster tail because DUH!

    9. Oh, a slice of watermelon — how refreshing.

    10. I literally don't even know what some of this stuff is...

    11. Is that an egg roll?

    12. I mean... Come. On.

    13. The pretzel bun was a good call, but this is just too much.

    14. I see what you're doing and you need to do less.

    15. OH MY GOD!

    16. This one gets points for switching out the traditional cheeseburger for a hotdog (and adding ribs), but still...

    17. I am not OK with this.

    18. It's a shot within a mimosa within a bloody mary, topped with bacon. Unreal.