The Miley Cyrus Twelve Days Of Christmas

If your true love gave you all this, A) I apologize on behalf of humanity and B) you might want to reconsider your life choices.

1. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

2. Twelve hair nubs bobbing…

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3. Eleven crazy “Smilers…”

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4. Ten tongues a-swinging…

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5. Nine tortured teddies…

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6. Eight awful outfits…

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7. Seven sad sledgehammers…

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8. Six rubber undies…

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9. Five naked wrecking balllllllsssssssssss……….

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10. Four funky faces…

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11. Three trailing tears…

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12. Two tiny leotards…

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13. AND…

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One Miley Cyrus twerking.

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