1. People who didn't have an awkward phase:
2. Those unfamiliar with '90s hip-hop:
3. Motivated morning people:
4. People who care about current affairs:
5. Those with the combined love of fruit and nighttime:
Yea, I don't get it either.
6. Muffin lovers:
7. People who do prefer bagels but like them plain:
8. Ren and Stimpy mega-fans:
9. Casual head-wear connoisseurs:
10. Licorice lovers:
11. The large-thumbed population:
12. Early-rising optimists:
13. People who are into the whole brevity thing:
14. Fans of having non-garlicky breath:
15. Left-wingers in the whole crunchy versus soft tortilla debate:
16. People with unique haircuts (or long heads):
17. Fans of popular pot-luck dishes:
18. Cat people:
So you don't trust Ed Sheeran?