21 People Who Definitely Can't Be Trusted

You can't spell "trust" without "u(r shady as hell).

1. People who didn't have an awkward phase:

Sebastian Castro @Seb_Castro

i dont trust anyone who wasnt ugly growing up

Sun Sep 21 11:00:55 UTC+0000 2014

2. Those unfamiliar with '90s hip-hop:

JEFF @RFRDRGN

Dont trust anyone who doesnt know the lyrics to "Juicy" by Notorious B.I.G

Sat Sep 20 05:28:49 UTC+0000 2014

3. Motivated morning people:

Ashlee Herridge @ashleeherridge

I dont trust anyone who looks good for an 8am class

Fri Sep 19 18:33:27 UTC+0000 2014

Via weheartit.com

4. People who care about current affairs:

golden maknae @teayungs

i seriously dont trust anyone who finds politics interesting

Sun Sep 21 13:13:00 UTC+0000 2014

5. Those with the combined love of fruit and nighttime:

Fin Taylor @FinTaylorcomedy

PEOPLE I DONT TRUST: Anyone who eats fruit when it's dark

Fri Sep 19 15:35:50 UTC+0000 2014

Yea, I don't get it either.

6. Muffin lovers:

VonDutchmaster @RAULfDUKE

I dont trust anyone who doesnt eat bagels

Fri Sep 19 17:21:38 UTC+0000 2014

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7. People who do prefer bagels but like them plain:

char @charlottafunnnn

i dont trust anyone who doesn't like strawberry cream cheese

Wed Sep 17 17:36:29 UTC+0000 2014

8. Ren and Stimpy mega-fans:

Lauren @lauren_266

I dont trust anyone who puts any other cartoon show over Adventure Time

Tue Sep 16 12:53:01 UTC+0000 2014

9. Casual head-wear connoisseurs:

clay stanley @claystanley1

I cant trust anyone who wears a fedora casually

Thu Jul 05 20:57:54 UTC+0000 2012

Via celebuzz.com

10. Licorice lovers:

$toney $limson✌⚡ @iMisfit420

I dont trust anyone who eats the black jelly beans

Mon Sep 15 20:01:38 UTC+0000 2014

11. The large-thumbed population:

ÿÿÿÿ @barfchan

I DONT TRUST ANYONE WHO TYPES ON THEIR IPHONE SIDEWAYS

Sun Aug 31 12:15:29 UTC+0000 2014

12. Early-rising optimists:

- @_FRH_

i dont trust anyone who smiles before 9am

Tue Sep 16 02:02:05 UTC+0000 2014

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13. People who are into the whole brevity thing:

Name cannot be blank @skipz90210

i dont trust anyone who uses 'u' instead of 'you' when they have plenty of characters left in their tweet

Mon Sep 15 00:31:25 UTC+0000 2014

14. Fans of having non-garlicky breath:

gill is trill @gillistrill

i dont trust anyone who doesnt like garlic bread

Sun Aug 17 23:31:50 UTC+0000 2014

15. Left-wingers in the whole crunchy versus soft tortilla debate:

Blackson aka Dad @Jackson_Duny

I dont trust anyone who gets tacos at chipotle

Sat Aug 02 00:34:36 UTC+0000 2014

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16. People with unique haircuts (or long heads):

Brian Price @bsport12

This dude in my neighborhood got 7 inch long sideburns..I dont trust anyone who's sideburns are longer than 5 inches. I got my eye on u bruh

Thu Jul 31 00:37:16 UTC+0000 2014

17. Fans of popular pot-luck dishes:

sakin(eigh)a ☼ @WorshipTheVamps

i dont trust anyone who likes egg salad

Thu Jun 19 06:31:08 UTC+0000 2014

18. Cat people:

emily @godmalik

i dont trust anyone who prefers cats over dogs

Tue May 20 00:43:55 UTC+0000 2014

So you don't trust Ed Sheeran?

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19. Those with chilly feet:

Julio Rivera @JULIO_CRS_

i dont trust anyone who sleeps with socks ON...

Fri May 02 00:29:56 UTC+0000 2014

20. Diners who savor the experience:

Jalil @Jalil_Walker

i cant trust anyone who eats french fries one fry at a time

Tue Sep 02 03:11:59 UTC+0000 2014

21. And people who- well, actually, these people might be questionable:

Stephen Bachem @TheBachem

I dont trust anyone who says they dont like pizza. Obviously they dont care about life or anything around them

Tue Sep 16 16:18:42 UTC+0000 2014

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