1. Why they visit America:
why do some british people want to come to america like we dumped your tea in the harbor
2. Why they say "maths":
why do british people pluralize the word math pls stop youre making all of the western hemisphere uncomfortable
why do British people say maths like that's the weirdest thing ever
WHY DO BRITISH PEOPLE SAY MATHS WHY DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ONE MATH
3. Why they love the sun:
Why do British people feel the need to strip off when they see the slightest bit of sun
4. Why "dud" isn't a thing:
why do british people call their mom mum what about dad why dont they call them dud whats going on there
WHY DO BRITISH PEOPLE SAY MUM INSTEAD OF MOM BUT NOT DUD INSTEAD OF DAD
5. Why they write the date the logical way:
Why do British people make things complicated by putting the date before the month And By saying maths instead of math
(And the "maths" thing again)
6. Why they say "happy" instead of "merry":
why do british people say happy christmas rather than merry christmas that is equivalent to saying merry easter it doesnt hassle my hoff
'Cause it's not like the two words are synonymous or anything.
Why do British people say "Happy Christmas"? It makes me uncomfortable, it sounds so weird.
7. Why they like the letter "X":
why do british people add x's in everything its so pointless americans dont go around adding g's no thats stupid "have a good day gg"
why do british people use so many x's they must be very kissy people
8. Why they have accents:
why do british people pronounce "th" as "f" like they say fousand instead of thousand AM I RIGHT OR WHAT
9. Why they don't have accents:
Why do British people lose their accents when they sing? #ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmmm
my brother just asked "why do british people sound american when they sing" this is one of the 7 wonders of the world
10. Why their mouths can't just pick one theme and stick to it:
why do british people have such ugly teeth yet amazing accents
11. Why they use words:
why do british people say bloody all the time should i walk around saying freedom
why do british people call studying revising that doesn't even make sense
Why do British people start every sentence with "basically"? Lol
why do british people say "i dont rate you" ? like im sorry is this customer service? did i ask you to rate anything? is this an evaluation?
I'm told people in Britain use "towards" and in the US we use "toward." This is why British people disgust me.
12. Why their drugs aren't as cool as their paint:
why do british people have like glow in the dark face paint at their partys thats so cool in america there are glow in the dark drugs
13. Why bathrooms and elevators aren't the same thing:
I dunno why British people insist on calling the bathroom "the lift" or why they get so angry when I go to the bathroom.
Lift = elevator. Loo = bathroom.
14. If they can read:
its too late to tweet. are you all british? haha why am i even asking. like british people can read this
WTF.
15. Why they don't love them:
I ONLY GET HIT ON BY THE UGLY CREEPY PEOPLE WHY CANT A NICE ATTRACTIVE YOUNG BRITISH GUY COME HERE AND LOVE ME AKA HARRY UNDERSCORE STYLES
16. Why they're shy:
Why are British people so timid? Instead of saying simple excuse me they will be trying to shapeshift through small gaps
17. Why they subscribe to the whole alphabet:
Don't really get why British people bother teaching their children about the letter "r"
18. Why they care about world politics.
I don't get why British people love Obama so much he didn't do anything for your country
19. Why they're so much better than Americans:
why are british people so attractive like wtf happened to america
WHY ARE BRITISH PEOPLE SO TALENTED AND SO ATTRACTIVE?
why are british people so much better than me
Why are British people so fantastic in general?
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