1. When your custom-made shoes won’t stay on.
2. Only having one outfit.
~so not hot~
3. What if you don’t speak animal?
4. You can’t even see the lanterns on your birthday.
5. Your step-mother is probably a complete bitch.
6. And your father is totally controlling.
8. All these bitches keep putting spells on you.
9. That awkward moment when you can only find nineteen of your thingamabobs.
~r u serious~
10. Having everything gets tiresome.
11. You can’t remember which Prince Charming is which.
12. The hair expectations are UNREAL.
13. People want you to get married at, like, sixteen.
14. People sing about you behind your back.
15. Sometimes you have to, like, save all of China.
16. Tower living is so over-rated.
~just let me fly~
17. Sea shell bras are torture.
~what is this shit~
18. You have to clean up after your roommates.
~and we’ll never be royals~
19. What if you can’t sing?