1. Dieting is hard.
Carbohydrates. They’re everywhere.
2. Art is hard.
Yea, I’ll just keep to stick figures.
4. Being fashionable is hard.
What do meeeeaan this is already out of trend?
5. Thinking of comebacks is hard.
Oh, yea? Well, you’re… give me a moment, it’ll come to me.
6. Flirting is hard.
7. Knowing what to say is hard.
Do I what? Um, yyyyyeeeeNO, no of course not!
8. Being yourself is hard.
9. Putting yourself out there is hard.
Hold on— I’m just paralyzed by nerves.
10. Technology is hard.
It just keeps changing so fast.
12. Socializing is hard.
13. Facing problems is hard.
Yea, I gotta go… do stuff somewhere.
14. Looking on the bright side is hard.
15. Thinking quickly is hard.
17. Going outside is hard.
It would seem I have become a vampire. Back to bed!
18. Might as well face it: everything is hard.
- The Taliban has appointed Mullah Akhtar Mansour as its new Afghan leader.