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    17 Things That Definitely Don't Look Like Penises

    *Double take.* H/t mildlypenis.

    1. This office chair.

    2. This citrus fruit.

    3. Captain Kirk's weapon of choice.

    4. This weather system.

    5. This magical mask.

    6. This simple fountain.

    7. This ultrasound of an unborn human.

    8. This swirl of smoke.

    9. This little chef.

    10. This pork tenderloin.

    11. This squirrel's breadstick prize.

    12. This graphic design.

    13. This fancy dessert.

    14. This chunk of ice.

    15. These yummy gummies.

    16. This decorative fence.

    17. This happy little cactus.