15 Feisty Ways To Insult People Like A Disney Character

If you’re not using cartoons to drive a point home, you’re just not doing it right.

1. If someone is getting a little too cocky, pull out some Tangled:

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Accompanying gesture: Laugh heartily with your hand on your heart

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2. If you hear someone say something just too stupid for words, your perfect response comes from Alice in Wonderland:

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Accompanying gesture: The bitchiest of bitchfaces

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3. If you have to deal with a group of jerks, quote Mrs. Banks from Mary Poppins:

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Accompanying gesture: Speak gracefully over your shoulder while you walk away like royalty

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4. If someone is acting like a major bitch, bring out your inner Seven Dwarfs:

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Accompanying gesture: Sarcastic finger-wagging sass

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5. If a total loser is hitting on you, channel Emperor Kuzco:

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Accompanying gesture: Elevator eyes with a pitying smile

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6. If some misogynistic prick won’t leave you alone, do as Esmeralda does:

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Accompanying gesture: Kind eyes, bitchy smile

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7. If a complete idiot is yapping your ear off, reach into your Oliver and Company arsenal:

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Accompanying gesture: Casually polish your nails on your shirt while making direct eye contact

ID: 2581708

8. If someone just won’t let their feelings show, use this gem from Tarzan:

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Accompanying gesture: Soap opera level drama- exasperated hands, massive shrugs, pacing, etc

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9. If you just can’t deal with someone right now, let Hades do the talking:

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Accompanying gesture: Talk to the hand

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10. If a pretentious ass won’t back off, Beauty and the Beast offers the perfect quip:

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Accompanying gesture: The best, most attractive sneer you can manage

Extra points ‘cause they probably won’t know what ‘primeval’ means.

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11. If you just can’t wrap your head around someone’s stupidity, there’s only one thing to say:

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Accompanying gesture: The slightest of condescending head-shakes

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12. If someone just isn’t catching your drift, Timon knows the feeling:

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Accompanying gesture: A coddling smile, as if you’re addressing a small child

ID: 2581785

13. If your least favorite person refuses to stop talking, Treasure Planet’s Captain Amelia can put the words right in your mouth:

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Accompanying gesture: The sweetest smile you can muster

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14. If someone mistakenly thinks they’re a total boss-ass bitch, let Mushu’s snark shine:

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Accompanying gesture: Liz Lemon-style eye roll

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15. And if you have to deal with people in general, there’s only one quote that speaks true:

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Accompanying gesture: The facepalm to end all facepalms

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