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    14 Reasons "AHS: Freakshow's" Twisty The Clown Would Be The Perfect Best Friend

    He's a good clown. Warning: frightening clown.

    1. He can do magic.

    2. He's got a charming smile.

    3. He knows how to deal with people who do you wrong.

    4. He knows how to have a good time.

    5. His fashion is on point.

    6. He's a natural born entertainer.

    7. He's always got things to play with.

    8. He's a total sweetheart.

    9. He lets his friends borrow* his belongings.

    10. He's a champion hide-and-seeker...

    And a fantastic tag player.

    11. He's enthusiastic and supportive.

    12. He's always ready to party.

    13. He just wants people to be happy.

    14. And he's NOT this guy. THANK GOD he's not this guy.