"I am having fun and am glad to be here."
"Britney Jean wasn't that bad."
"I am the modern-day Britney Spears."
"Lady Gaga is making a jazz album."
"Oprah did the Ice Bucket Challenge."
"If the No. 2 pencil is the most used pencil then why isn't it called No. 1?"
"Does it make me a bad person if I like Iggy Azalea?"
"All around me are familiar faces, worn-out places, worn-out faces."
"Bright and early for their daily races. Going nowhere, going nowhere."
"Their tears are filling up their glasses. No expression, no expression."
"Hide my head, I wanna drown my sorrow. No tomorrow, no tomorrow."
"And I find it kinda funny. I find it kinda sad."
"The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
"I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take..."
"...when people run in circles..."
"It's a very, very mad world, mad world."