The last time Carly Rae Jepsen had a hit...
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1. Anderson Cooper wasn't gay yet.
2. Madonna hadn't started wearing grills.
3. Lady Gaga was never voluntarily puked on.
4. And John Travolta wasn't a permanent fixture of your nightmares.
5. The world had yet to have been blessed with a Hulk Hogan sex tape.
6. Kidz Bop had not brought anal back.
IM CRYING BECAUSE IN THE KIDZ BOP VERSION OF 'ALL ABOUT THAT BASS' THEY SAY 'I'M BRINGING ANAL BACK' INSTEAD OF 'BOOTY' OH MYGOD
7. And potty training had an entirely different meaning.
#PottyTrainors unite, Meghan Trainor is about to come onstage at Jingle Ball!
8. Britney peacefully hoarded fast food under her bed.
9. Cher had 100 desks just lying around.
10. Selfie sticks were still allowed in South Korea.
11. And teens drank hand sanitizer to get high.
12. Teens didn't get stuck in drainage ditches trying to get their iPhones.
13. The lead singer of Puddle Of Mud had not been arrested for riding a baggage carousel.
14. Miley Cyrus looked like this:
15. And Iggy Azalea was like only the princess of rap.
16. Lorde was basically 12.
17. Jon Gosselin had just DJ'd his first middle school prom.
18. Seth Rogen's mom wasn't on Twitter yet.
How do a picture or posting from Facebook on to twitter? , thank you
19. And it was pretty creepy to want to fuck anyone in One Direction.
20. Joe was the hottest Jonas.
21. Your grandfather wasn't on Facebook.
22. The guy who invented the Oreo cookie filling was still alive.
23. And we had no idea what Allison Williams looked like when she has her ass eaten out.
