Wait... Ricky Martin Is Still Really Really Hot

    In case you didn't know.

    So, I'm just sitting here minding my own business, you know bopping around the ~internet~ and listening to hot jams. Chair dancing. Then my friend sends me this mega hot jam called "Adrenalina" by Wisin featuring Jennifer Lopez and Ricky Martin.

    I watch it, as you should too...

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    ... and I think to myself and then say out loud, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT. RICKY MARTIN IS STILL FINE AS HELL."

    Like damn.

    But then I was like, "Yes. Armpits. Get it."

    Would do.

    Over and over.

    And then I screamed when that happened.

    This mom sums up my emotions in that moment:

    SO ANYWAY, that got me intrigued. I was curious. Some may say, "thirsty."

    I did some basic Google searches and came up with some great photographic evidence that supports the fact that Ricky Martin is still, in fact, hot as fuck.

    Like this one:

    And this one:

    And this one:

    I'm also a sucker for one of those hot hipster haircuts, so my bias could be clouded.

    Still, that bow tie.

    THEN, like any normal person, I went to Instagram-stalk him.

    I was not disappointed.

    As anyone who stalks a guy on Instagram, I was extremely delighted to find a plethora of shirtless photos.

    That chest.

    Those thighs.

    That casual "OH EM GEE MY HAIR IS SO MESSAY" look.

    Such a nerd!!!

    A true DILF.

    So, what did we learn today?

    We learned that Ricky Martin is still hot.