2. EVERYONE looks like an idiot when they take pictures with iPads.
3. Even Spike Lee looks like an idiot when he takes a picture with his iPad.
5. There is nothing more frighteningly funny than a basset hound running.
9. This carrot does not look like a “Kevin.”
It is a carrot. Carrots don’t have names.
14. Beanie Babies are one of the biggest scams of the 21st century.
15. Pizza’ing > Breading
23. And Twitter.
27. An echidna is an entirely underrated baby animal.
29. Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.
30. Jonah Hill looked better fat.
31. NO ONE actually looks good doing duck face.
32. “Extreme Cougar Wives” is going to be an insane television show.
- Greece will decide on Sunday whether they will accept austerity measures as a condition of a bailout that may stave off an imminent financial and economic crisis.
- Some 150 migrants stranded in the French city of Calais stormed the Channel Tunnel in an attempt to make it to British territory.
- It took a while, but an English national soccer team has finally defeated Germany in a major tournament. England took third place with a 1-0 win over the top-ranked German team in the FIFA Women's World Cup ⚽️
- Chile defeated Argentina on penalties to win the Copa America tournament. It's the first ever trophy for Chile in the 99 years of the Copa ⚽️