2. EVERYONE looks like an idiot when they take pictures with iPads.
3. Even Spike Lee looks like an idiot when he takes a picture with his iPad.
5. There is nothing more frighteningly funny than a basset hound running.
9. This carrot does not look like a “Kevin.”
It is a carrot. Carrots don’t have names.
13. Chris Brown is the absolute worst.
14. Beanie Babies are one of the biggest scams of the 21st century.
15. Pizza’ing > Breading
17. This is the luckiest person in the world.
19. This is an incredibly unfortunate name.
23. And Twitter.
26. On a similar note, face tattoos are always a bad idea.
27. An echidna is an entirely underrated baby animal.
29. Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.
30. Jonah Hill looked better fat.
31. NO ONE actually looks good doing duck face.
32. “Extreme Cougar Wives” is going to be an insane television show.
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