From Anal To Zesty: The Official Juggalo Alphabet

We asked Juggalos at the Gathering to make their own alphabet and here’s what they came up with. Learn something today!

1. A

A substance used to bleach the anus.

2. or…

A sexual act involving penetration of the butt hole.

3. B

Either of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman’s body that secrete milk after pregnancy. See T.

4. C

The act of giving oral sex to a woman.

5. D

A bridge where you can buy every kind of drug you can possibly imagine at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

6. E

Because Juggalos accept all.

7. F

Everyone who considers themselves a Juggalo is considered part of the “family.”

8. G

Another word for wedgie.

9. H

Lake Hepatitis is the pond behind this guy. You can swim it, but it isn’t really recommended.

10. or…

A performer on the Psychopathic record label.

11. I

A person who is crazy.

12. J

A female Juggalo.

13. K

“Juggalo killers” are what the FBI refers to Juggalos as.

14. L

The Gathering is all about it.

15. M

The Insane Clown Posse religion.

16. N

What Juggalos call each other. Juggalettes are “ninjettes.”

17. O

A class of drugs that resembles morphine.

18. P


19. or…

Juggalettes that make sexually explicit videos.

20. Q

Because every Juggalette is a queen.

21. R

A person who is “slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress,” according to Merriam-Webster.

22. S

A sexually transmitted disease that Juggalos like to say people have.

23. T

See B.

24. U

A vaginal punch.

25. V

A word for the infection that Juggalos get that spreads their wickedness.

26. W

The call and greeting of the Juggalo. If a Juggalo says “whoop whoop” to you then you say it back.

27. X

The title of the fourth EP Insane Clown Posse released.

28. Y

Short for “you only live once.”

29. and Z

A flavor of potato chips.

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