The 72 Worst Places To Die In New York City

    In no particular order.

    1. Trapped on the escalator at the M&Ms store.

    2. Waiting for a table at the Olive Garden on 6th Ave.

    3. In line at Trader Joe's on 14th St.

    4. The Container Store.

    5. On the Union Square L train platform at 6 p.m.

    6. Yogurtland.

    7. 16 Handles.

    8. Red Mango.

    9. Every single frozen yogurt place.

    10. Anywhere at the South Street Seaport.

    11. Waiting for the G train.

    12. The American Girl Doll tea room on 5th Ave.

    13. During the middle of a performance at Jekyl & Hyde.

    14. The Outback Steakhouse on 23rd St.

    15. The Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square.

    16. The TGI Friday's in Penn Station.

    17. The second-floor bathroom at Port Authority.

    18. Basically anywhere at Port Authority.

    19. Also anywhere in Penn Station.

    20. Ladies' night at Webster Hall.

    21. Waiting for the Megabus on 11th Ave.

    22. The entire span of 11th Ave., in general.

    23. Summons court.

    24. The underground subway walkway from the 1/2/3 to the L train from 6th Ave. to 7th Ave.

    25. At Guy's Great American Kitchen aka Flavor Town

    26. The Gowanus Canal.

    27. Waiting in line to get into the DASH store.

    28. A Baked by Melissa kiosk.

    29. The Meatpacking District on Saturday night.

    30. On the subway.

    31. At Subway (the sandwich place).

    32. Joshua Tree in Murray Hill.

    33. Literally anywhere in Murray Hill.

    34. Just Salad.

    35. Whole Foods on a Sunday afternoon.

    36. At the hands of a mob of teens from the hours of 2:30–4:30 p.m. on any given school day.

    37. The Astor Place K-Mart.

    38. While being handed someone's mixtape.

    39. Basically anywhere your parents want to go when they're in town.

    40. Canal Street.

    41. Trapped on Roosevelt Island.

    42. The Williamsburg Dunkin' Donuts.

    43. The Williamsburg Urban Outfitters.

    44. The bar at the Urban Outfitters in Williamsburg.

    45. Alone at the Ikea cafeteria.

    46. A friend of a friend's improv 101 show at The Pit.

    47. Bed, Bath, & Beyond on NYU move-in day.

    48. Any Starbucks bathroom in the entirety of Manhattan.

    49. The basement level of the Forever 21 in Times Square.

    50. Waiting for a goddamn cupcake at Magnolia.

    51. RadioShack.

    52. The porta-potties at Smorgasborg.

    53. The Staten Island Dairy Queen.

    54. At Artichoke Pizza on a Friday night.

    55. Max Brenner with your college R.A.

    56. Tompkins Square Park during Crusty season.

    57. The 13th Step.

    58. Dylan's Candy Bar.

    59. Serendipity 3.

    60. Basically anywhere on the UES.

    61. At a hookah bar in the East Village surrounded by NYU freshmen.

    62. Terminal 5.

    63. Union Pool.

    64. Planet Fitness.

    65. Hopelessly lost in Macy's.

    66. On a Sex and the City tour.

    67. In the Union Square Christmas Village.

    68. Tonic East.

    69. The Financial District.

    70. In front of Hollister on Broadway.

    71. The Time Warner Cable service center on 23rd St.

    72. And Stomp.