I saw Farmer brown and his pig walking along the road, one day. The pig had a wooden leg.
I stopped and asked about the pig and Brown told me that one night there was a terrible fire in the living room, and the pig jumped through the front plate window, ran upstairs to wake everyone, and got them out of the house.
But then…the­­y all noticed the family cat was still in the house, and that pig ran back in…
Long time later, they saw it come out of the upstairs bedroom window, cat in its mouth!
Dang!
He dropped the cat into waiting arms, and then LEAPED off the porch roof and landed on the lawn in front.
I said, “DANG! So that's how he lost his leg?”
“No, no,” said Farmer Brown.
“Well, how did he lose his leg?”
Brown said, “well, when you have a pig THAT good, you don't want to eat it all at once.” d=^))

@22 lolwut?

#25 My home county!

Some are cute, some are unfortunate, but I think you'd need a serious mean streak to find some of these funny.