30 Reasons Birth Control Exists

Arguably the most important invention ever.

30. Because televisions shouldn’t be covered in clay:

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29. Because no one wants to be insulted by an 8-year-old on SnapChat:

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28. Because you shouldn’t have to live in fear:

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27. Because who gets stuck in a chair?!?!

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26. Because kids are the worst thing that has ever happened to the internet:

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25. Seriously, the worst:

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24. Because there isn’t a difference between “duckface” and “kissyface”:

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23. Because this sign is terrifying:

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22. Because it is devastating to see this happen to a bowl of cereal:

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21. For the sake of your couch:

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20. For the sake of your carpet:

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19. For the sake of your lawn:

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18. For the sake of your keyboard:

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17. For the sake of your kitchen:

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16. For the sake of your house:

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15. For the sake of your ATV:

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14. And most importantly, for the sake of your Doritos:

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13. Because someone will have to pick that up:

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12. And this up too:

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11. Because no one should ever use a toilet as a Jacuzzi:

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10. Because your living room is not a beach:

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9. Because spaghetti sauce belongs in the bowl, not the floor:

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8. Because mattresses should be used only for sleeping:

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7. Because why is this gingerbread house on fire? Gingerbread houses SHOULD NOT be on fire:

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6. Because this should have never happened:

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5. Because your pets are in danger:

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4. Or maybe your pets are the danger:

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3. Because glass doors aren’t that difficult to figure out:

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2. Because hoses aren’t that hard to figure out either:

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1. Because they could grow up to be Carrot Top or Mike Tyson:

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