1.Ja Rule and Nelly posing with an iMac at the Sprite.com website launch party.
2.Sisqo being petted by Tom Green holding a coffee machine.
3.Sisqo enthusiastically holding a Sisqo branded thong with purple-tinted sunglasses.
4.Farrah Franklin trying to get her five seconds of airtime talking to Rebecca Romijn-Stamos at MTV's Spring Break covered in denim while Beyoncé just stares like...
5....
6.And Michelle's like...
7.Billy Ray Cyrus + soul patch and earring cuddles up on his daughter Miley.
8.Here's another, this time with Billy's chunky highlights and sunglasses.
9.Brandy, Lil Kim, Ray J, and a mustachioed Pharrell on the set of "Wait A Minute."
10.Hilary Duff and Aaron Carter sharing a ~tender moment~ on the red carpet of The Lizzie McGuire Movie.
11.Ashton Kutcher, wearing a trucker hat, about to kiss Brittany Murphy.
12.Jennifer Lopez staring at Justin Timberlake and Halle Berry in the TRL studios.
13.A shirtless Fat Joe cuddles a very uncomfortable Ashanti.
14.Eminem and "Dirrty" Christina being awkward.
15.A very tanned Ryan Seacrest stands with a red Simon Cowell and a chunky-highlighted Kelly Clarkson.
16.Jimmy Fallon wears a big fake mole while imitating Enrique Iglesias at the VMAs.
17.A Band-Aid-wearing Nelly shakes hands with Justin Timberlake in a Coors Light shirt, large velvety hat, and a loose "Avril-esque" tie.
18.Avril Lavigne and a pre-Fashion Police Kelly Osbourne perfecting the faux-punk trend of the early '00s.
19.Beyoncé, Carson Daly, and Mike Meyers promote Austin Powers 3 in the TRL studios.
20.Freddie Prinze Jr. with some super-cute orange + oval sunglasses.
21.Tantina.
22.Tantina, this time with her signature leather chaps.
23.Jessica Simpson being presented a shitload of tuna.
24.Lil Jon, a crunk cup, Hilary Duff, and Jason Biggs.
25.Lindsay Lohan with distressed, flared jeans.
26.Nick and Jessica before shit hit the fan.
27.Nick Carter, Ashanti, and a giant Polaroid of both of them.
28.A ribbed-sweatered Frankie Muniz awkwardly standing with Amanda Bynes.
29.Hugh Jackman with those sunglasses and THAT HAIR.