Why Chris Robshaw Is The Ryan Gosling Of Rugby

I love you.

1. Chris Robshaw has the glorious gift of Gosling.

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Also known as the G.G. (of) G.

2. And by the glorious gift of Gosling, what I mean is he is terribly, terribly good-looking.

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Would do 800 times. In a row.

3. Yes, Ryan. I know. I get it. You’re jealous. But I’m still quite keen to you, my dear baby G.

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4. But Chris is also lovely and I could totally kick it with him and be his backdoor, behind-the-scenes boo.

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Also known as backdoor bitch.

5. What makes Chris Robshaw great is the way he looks covered in dirt, water, and sweat.

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6. I’m about 102% sure Ryan Gosling would look nice covered in dirt, water, and sweat too.

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7. Chris also has that Gosling “I’m not even trying to look beautiful but am incredibly beautiful” serious face.

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8. *Ryan laughs*

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9. *Chris laughs*

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10. *Ryan gets serious*

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11. *So does Chris*

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12. *Licks lips*

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13. *Climaxes*

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Oops.

14. Why can’t we all just get along?

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15. There is room in the world for another ridiculously good-looking Ryan Gosling.

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16. No need to be jeal, my sweet lovely ridiculously hot man.

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17. Another brilliant Chris Robshaw trait is his laugh.

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18. He’s got that piss and tickle zest for life…

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19. … just like Ryan G.

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20. He can raise his arms, which is a good thing.

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21. He can also point.

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Another good thing.

22. I give up.

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23. Just take my hand in marriage.

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24. And please don’t tell Ryan.

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Bye.

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