Oh My GOSH!!! New favourite kid..what a riot!!

This kid talks like 50 year old southern man. He is funny as hell! I'd pissed off about my bacon too.

it reminds me so much of the Little Rascals

She has awesome tits!

Whups, logged in with Facebook instead of my normal account. So now I can vote LOL twice!

I wish I could vote LOL twice.

My hat's off to this kid. Rocking the bowl cut; running away immediately, without the customary round of probing threats; tiny suitcase.

I saw this episode ages ago. That kid is actually amazingly smart and witty. He's only 8 years old, I believe. Still, this is hiliarious.

how old is this child???

I <3 Fat Kids. The best part is his Dad helped him leave.
Parenting ftw.

Always sad when kids go Cartman.

And now he blows old men at the bus station for bacon.

Can't argue with the kid's logic, though. Compared to the rest of his diet, bacon is basically health food.

It's rather messed up that a little kid has learned to talk like this, presumably from a parental figure. Hilarious, but EW.

Oh my god—he is way to cute—and bacon is good for you!!!!

THIS KID IS AMAAAZING!

What an awful kid.

he's like a 40 year old in a child's body… “She thinks, out of the blue, she's a smart little girl”
“I had a very very calm day before this!”
Can children even understand sarcasm?

How did she keep such a straight face?