11 Ridiculous Quotes From Krista Stodden, The 16-Year-Old Bride's Mother

Krista is also Courtney and Doug's P.R. person, manager, and makeup artist for all the shows they do. This lady is just as crazy as her daughter, obviously. posted

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11 Ridiculous Quotes From Krista Stodden, ...
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11.

"We are totally supportive of this marriage."

10.

"Doug is a wonderful man and we love him."

9.

"In grade school, she was one of the most popular girls... But what happened was, when she entered sixth grade, she started showing a beauty above the rest ... and they couldn't handle her."

8.

"If something happens we do not believe in abortion, so if God blesses them that would be OK, but they're not trying for a baby now."

7.

"The baby would be so creative. Doug is brilliant, so creative and they both would pass on so many creative genes."

6.

"She was a virgin when she got married... Shes the most honest girl youll ever meet, and the people who are turning around and calling her all these rotten names are girls that have been sleeping around, who have disgusting lives."

5.

"She is conservative, she’s Republican, she’s a Christian. She may not look like what you think that a Republican, typical Christian girl looks like, but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t have something substantial, or that she can’t reach out and help other people."

4.

"She broke no biblical standards by marrying a 51-year-old man, because she was a virgin, she has good morals."

3.

“He just became a wonderful person in our eyes, and he’s a great Christian man.”

2.

"We all needed a good man in our lives. After a while you dont look at the age. You look at the love they started to have towards each other. He became more than a number to us."

1.

"He's so sweet, he's teaching her how to boil an egg!"

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  • doug be a mutha fuckin virgin surgeon, yo

    tud
    9 months ago
  • Eww at #3 and #4 pics haha, they sure like that pose of him resting on her underage busom! And I HATE when people smile and bite their tongue a little bit like that! Try smiling…when does your tongue get stuck between your teeth? Such a weird thing that always irks me

    Allison D
    9 months ago
  • There is no way this girl hasn't had plastic surgery. A girl that tiny in no way has boobs that naturally large at 16. Skinny chicks don't have tits!

    Drwholvr
    9 months ago
  • Are they sure she's 16? She looks much older than Kim Kardashian really. Unless her mom forced her to be a hooker, then it makes sense..

    stevephengb
    9 months ago
  • “She is conservative, she’s Republican…” And this explains it and it makes no sense at all at the same time.

    Tojamaru
    9 months ago
  • “She's the most honest girl you will ever meet…” Is it coincidence that I glanced at that and read, “She's the most horniest girl you'll ever meet…”?!

    Natalie B.
    9 months ago
  • “He's so sweet, he's teaching her how to boil an egg!” …and how to color with crayons, and how to ride a bike…

    Austin Found
    9 months ago
  • How is mom so sure her daughter was a virgin? Did she demand they hang the bloody bedsheets from their wedding night in the window for all to see?

    MK03
    9 months ago
  • There is NO way she is 16.

    pigletinboots
    9 months ago
  • I don't know if the baby will be creative or not, but I have a feeling it will look something like Benjamin Button (it's not the baby's fault, it's the mothers for looking so old already).

    Cecilia N.
    9 months ago
  • lol hugh hefner

    Danny FN Wu
    9 months ago
  • So what's the over and under on how long this lasts?

    R.T. Firefly
    9 months ago
  • “but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t have something substantial, or that she can’t reach out and help other people.” She's into community service? She looks like she's into serving her community. Bet she serves the shit out of it.

    WittySn
    9 months ago
  • I can't wait until they get divorced. I hope mommy's still making hilarious statements then, because I would love to hear them.

    Diana
    9 months ago
  • The fact she married virgin *coughbullshitcough* multiplies the creepy/pedo/daddy-issue factor by a million

    Lillithdv8
    9 months ago
  • Wait guys,she's 16? WTF,she is in her 40s. -___-

    LolOmg
    9 months ago
  • MMMMHHHMMMMMM

    Arctic_Boosh
    9 months ago
  • soooo….basically, this guy's mother-in-law is younger than him…

    the.infinite
    9 months ago
  • #9…?

    b-tip
    9 months ago
  • I think I will hurl now.

    Kris B.
    9 months ago

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