11 Ridiculous Quotes From Krista Stodden, The 16-Year-Old Bride’s Mother

Krista is also Courtney and Doug’s P.R. person, manager, and makeup artist for all the shows they do.

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“We are totally supportive of this marriage.”

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“Doug is a wonderful man and we love him.”

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“In grade school, she was one of the most popular girls… But what happened was, when she entered sixth grade, she started showing a beauty above the rest … and they couldn’t handle her.”

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“If something happens we do not believe in abortion, so if God blesses them that would be OK, but they’re not trying for a baby now.”

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“The baby would be so creative. Doug is brilliant, so creative and they both would pass on so many creative genes.”

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“She was a virgin when she got married… Shes the most honest girl youll ever meet, and the people who are turning around and calling her all these rotten names are girls that have been sleeping around, who have disgusting lives.”

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“She is conservative, she’s Republican, she’s a Christian. She may not look like what you think that a Republican, typical Christian girl looks like, but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t have something substantial, or that she can’t reach out and help other people.”

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“She broke no biblical standards by marrying a 51-year-old man, because she was a virgin, she has good morals.”

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“He just became a wonderful person in our eyes, and he’s a great Christian man.”

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“We all needed a good man in our lives. After a while you dont look at the age. You look at the love they started to have towards each other. He became more than a number to us.”

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“He’s so sweet, he’s teaching her how to boil an egg!”