1. When his teammates left him hanging during the pregame.
2. When the flyover reminded him of the scene where Goose dies in Top Gun.
3. When his rude teammate surprised him with the football.
4. When he looked at the scoreboard.
5. When he yelled in vain.
6. When he saw what people were saying about Bruno Mars on Twitter.
8. When he wondered if he DVR’d the Prince episode of New Girl.
9. When he remembered he doesn’t even have DVR.
10. When he was all, like, “Argh.”
11. When he was super bummed.
12. When his own lineman told him he’d rather watch the Puppy Bowl.
14. Whe he just couldn’t get loose.
16. When he threw that interception.
17. When he threw that other interception.
18. When he fell down and went boom.
19. When he remembered the Curse of Wes Welker.
Now 0 for 3 in Super Bowls.