21 Of The Universe's Greatest Unsolved Mysteries

    ~MIND BLOWN~

    1. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH THE OREOS?

    2. WHY DOES THIS ANIMAL HOARD TOAST IN THE SHOWER?

    3. WHAT DOES THIS UNLIKELY COMBINATION OF ANIMALS FIND SO INTRIGUING?

    4. DOES THIS MAN EVEN OWN A CAT?!

    5. WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!

    6. WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BASEBALL?

    7. WHY DO I NEED TO HIDE?!?!

    8. IS THAT A PONY?!?!

    9. SINCE WHEN DO BEARS FUCKING FLY? THAT IS SOME SCARY SHIT!

    10. WHY DID THIS KID TAPE PICTURES OF SHOES TO HIS SHOES?!

    11. I THOUGHT ZEPPELINS WERE EXTINCT!

    12. WHY IS GREG SO BORING?!

    13. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW!!!!

    14. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE DO WITH PRINGLES, YOU SICK BASTARD!

    15. BUT WHY?!?!

    16. IT'S FRIDAY YOU TRICKY MOTHERFUCKER! FRIDAY!

    17. WHY ARE YOU TEACHING A FOUR-YEAR-OLD* ABOUT SEX?!

    18. WHO IS THIS ARCHITECT?

    19. WHY IS THAT KID IN THE SECOND ROW TURNED AROUND?! WHAT DOES HE KNOW!!!!!

    20. WHAT DOES SHE SEE!!!!!!

    21. AND WHY IS THE FRUIT IN THE DISHWASHER!!!! WHY GODDAMMIT!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!!!!