1.
*on a date* [Me] So do u like...things? [Her] Are u OK? You look nervous [Sweat pouring down my face & staining my armpits] Im going to puke
2.
Am I allowed to take a second shower if Im sweating this much right after the first shower?
3.
That was a fun first date! Text me whenever u want to hang out again, i'll be staring at my phone and sweating until then
4.
Point to any area of my body and I'll bet I can sweat from there.
5.
It's normal to work up a sweat just trying to button your pants, right?
6.
Success is 90% perspiration, so if you see me sweating on a park bench eating cheese fries, I expect people to say "That guy's made it."
7.
I just saw a video of John Cena bench pressing like 1000 lbs and I'm over here sweating cuz im eatin a burrito
8.
Wow, must be annoying for people who don't wear backpacks in the summer to figure out how to get giant sweat stains on their backs!
9.
I'll never be a Cover Girl because Cover Girls don't sweat when they eat
10.
exercise tip: nobody can tell sweat from tears as they both stream down your face. remember to breathe, if you really still want to.
11.
i look super hot today (sweat is cascading down my face)
12.
Baby, I'm like a hard-boiled egg. Pale, round and sweaty
13.
Me [sweating profusely]: can u repeat the question please Interviewer: why do u want to work here? Me [after 10min pause]: I don't
14.
Just saw a woman working out & profusely sweating in a shirt I consider to be part of one of my top 5 night time outfits. Please pray.
15.
*showers too soon after the big game and keeps sweating through entire press conference*
16.
When in a verbal altercation at da club, keep arms at your side unless you're sure of your pit stain status. It can weaken your argument.
17.
The hot look for this season is a big patch of lower back sweat!
18.
If a genie granted me 3 wishes, all 3 of them would be to not look so sweaty in pictures.
19.
How to Kiss: 1)Sweat 2)Calm down 3)Ignore their laughing 4)Seriously relax 5)Miss & fall down 6)Run 7)Start a new life 8)You're Joey now
20.
If you sweat while you eat, it technically counts as working out.
21.
Took a nap and woke up in a pool of sweat. Which is the least popular of all pools to wake up in.
22.
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that the girl who just passed me a note meant to call me "sweetie" and not "sweaty."
23.
Today I discovered I can eat an entire rotisserie chicken without breaking a sweat. Not literally of course. I definitely sweated a little.
24.
Sometimes I wish profusely sweating through your pits was a sign of intelligence.
25.
Why is the small of the back considered a "sensual area"? That's literally where all my sweat lives.