24 Signs You Went To Catholic School
Other than your everlasting sense of guilt.
1. You had class with the same 20 kids for nearly a decade.
2. You wore the same damn clothes every day…
…until you developed a slight allergy to all things plaid.
3. You were trained to think tucking in your shirt is more important than math.
5. You have had to dress as an angel at some point in your life.
6. The name of this school doesn’t creep you out as much as it should.
7. You’ve never been hit by a ruler, but you’re still wary of nuns.
8. You’re pretty unfazed when threatened with eternal damnation.
9. You’ve been frequently reminded how much better Jesus is than you.
12. You only learned about one kind of sexual orientation.
14. But “Kindergarten Cop” taught you all you needed to know.
15. You’re still not 100% sure about the difference between outer space and the female anatomy.
16. You never found out the answers to these questions.
17. You think “Superstar” hits a little too close to home.
18. You know that dating is STRICTLY for those intent on marriage.
19. So it took a while to adjust to college.
23. You may even still complain about it pretty often.
24. But you probably still have those same friends from kindergarten.
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Lola Betton 4 months agoThis sounds a lot like small town community school in the Southern Baptist “Bible Belt”, minus the plaid. And pregnant teenagers were less likely to marry and more likely to do meth later. Not sure about the exact level of hypocrisy, but I’m betting (minus certain priests) that Southern Baptists are worse on that front, though.
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Five Card Charlie 4 months agoi went to catholic school and we had sex ed class during gym……it was one week in the whole semester but we still had it.
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J. Random 3 months ago
I pulled a Ferris Bueller on the day we were supposed to talk about sex. So far, the extent I know of it is that 1) it’s rape by the devil, 2) it’s rape by the devil, 3) it’s rape by the devil, and 4) it’s the last 3 letters of certain places in the U.K. and New England. Also, 5) it’s rape by the devil.
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