3. Because they know to leave the beer and pizza money with the most responsible person in the house…
17. And they’ll never let you get away with that stupid facial hair.
“Customer notes: I’m going to have my son pick up the items. His name is Nick. Please feel free to make whatever appropriate comments that come to mind about his facial hair :)”
21. And this is how they respond to your request for an air conditioner.
34. Because this is what happens when you leave them alone with the dog.
- The gun allegedly used by an undocumented immigrant to shoot and kill a woman on a San Francisco pier last week may have been stolen from a federal agent.
- Fox has secured the rights to make a movie about the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling on marriage equality.
- Subway has suspended Jared Fogle, the weight-loss guy from their commercials, due to an FBI investigation.