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why do parents make it seem that just bc we don't work that we're not as tired as them
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Why do parents name their kids things like Nancy this is 2014 we can call our children apple
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Why do parents make their unborn fetuses listen to classical music to make them smarter, but then immediately switch to "Itsy Bitsy Spider?"
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WHY DO PARENTS FORGET THAT THEIR CHILDREN ARE LIVING BREATHING HUMAN BEINGS WITH THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS AND NOT JUST THINGS THAT THEY OWN
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Why do parents care so much about tattoos/piercings it's like I want a nose piercing and a small tattoo not
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WHY DO PARENTS EXAGGERATE THEIR SNEEZE ASHSBSNDDL
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Why do parents always put away their toasters? You use it every day! Just leave it there!
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Why do parents announce their babies weight? #FatShaming
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why do parents complain about progress reports? like nothing is final yet, chill I got this bruh.
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Why do my parents think it's funny to give me condoms for Christmas?... #SheWillBeFamous
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why do parents always classify our happiness based on our possessions like yes mom i have a very expensive laptop theres no way i can be sad
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Why do parents get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room?
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Why do my parents always yell at me about things I did in the past? Like I already apologized and I can't do anything about it now soooo
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Why do my parents seem to think Sunday is clean the house day cause it's not. It's a lay in bed all day kinda day
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Why do my parents have Obama toilet paper...........
16.
Why do my parents have 600 remotes?
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Just met a guy called "Happious" why do parents do such cruel things.
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Why do my parents think it's okay to "k" me
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Why do my parents watch the weather report of Poland how is this relevant to you at all
20.
why do my parents have vagina straws
21.
why do my parents do everything in their power to piss me off do they not realize i am in charge of putting them in the nursing home
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BUT WHY DO MY PARENTS GET SO MAD AT ME I DONT DRINK I DONT DO DRUGS OR SMOKE OR SLEEP WITH BOYS ALL I DO IS WATCH TV N EAT MAC AND CHEESE
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Thanks to PMS, I just googled "Xanax sprinkled over Entenmann’s cream cheese loaf why do my parents hate me netflix."
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why do my parents complain all i do is tweet and obsess over celebs srsly i could be addicted to drugs do u want that iS THAT WHAT U WANT
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Why do my parents like fish so much.... Ill never understand 😑😒
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why do my parents think everyone from twitter is a paedophile lol
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WHY DO MY PARENTS HOARD ALL OF THE TOWELS WHY DO I NEVER HAVE ANY
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Why do my parents think I can reach the top shelf in the kitchen
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WHY do my parents hide the candy �
30.
Why do my parents have a Harley Davidson check book? They're not bikers...
And the age-old question...
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why do parents like nicholas cage so much?