1. This multitasker:
2. This smuggler:
3. Everyone who donated to this food drive:
4. This person and their thinking juice:
5. Everyone who found out this class was attendance optional:
6. This girl who knows you don't need to dress up for beer:
7. This human jack-o-lantern:
8. This ambitious shitter:
9. This powerpoint presenter:
10. Everyone who forced the school to issue this note:
11. This spreader of Christmas fear:
12. These ducks:
13. This squad:
14. These artists:
15. Whoever put the shampoo and cleaning supplies in the fridge:
16. Everyone who thinks this is a great deal:
17. This dean's list student:
18. The person who filled out this Scantron sheet:
19. Whoever posted this accurate note:
20. This wanderer:
21. This girl whose spirt left her body:
22. This student's perfect reference page:
23. This guy who dresses for success:
24. This student DOMINATING the open note final:
25. This guy who is gonna be a while:
26. This champion studying with no shirt on, casually drinking a beer in the college library:
27. And this graduate:
