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They make the best puns.
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They have the most accurate meteorologists.
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You never know what specialists they'll interview.
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They give important traffic updates.
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They let you know what's going on with the members of the community.
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They ask the important questions.
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They let you know when you should avoid shit.
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They don't use spellcheck.
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They give you the important breaking news.
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They're really out there in the field.
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They have the most in-depth investigative reporting.
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They find people with relatable career paths.
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They show you the REAL Tinder.
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They bring us people like Jimmy.
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And entertain us with important 911 calls.
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They keep our minds sharp with trivia.
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They get the exclusives.
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They weave beautiful stories.
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And they keep the neighborhood safe.
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They keep you informed.
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They're inappropriate.
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They let you know what's going on in the world.
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They tell you where to find great deals.
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They're always prepared.
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And they have Barry freakin' Burbank.
