17 Insultingly Obvious Instructions

Lets hope no one ever needed to consult these guides. posted on February 6, 2013 at 12:24pm EST

Matt Kiebus BuzzFeed Staff posted about 3 months ago

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17 Insultingly Obvious Instructions

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1. This step-by-step process of putting on tighty whities.

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2. This reminder to refrain from being a dick with smoke grenades.

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3. This guide to use a McDonald’s figurine.

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4. These rules for a mini-golf bathroom.

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5. These rude dinner instructions.

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6. AKA apply to dry skin.

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7. Do not eat your shorts if you want them to last.

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8. These chopsticks.

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9. This hand-drying guide.

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10. How not to use a nail gun.

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11. This T-shirt that assumes the world eats dry sandwiches.

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12. Really? Really?

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13. Just in case no one has mentioned it before, poop sitting down, everyone.

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14. This guide to correct sombrero usage.

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15. How to study.

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16. Electronics aren’t in the food pyramid.

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17. HAHA yeah, OK.

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13 actually refers to common lavatory practices in quite a lot of Asian counties, where you do stand. This sign is for tourists or students. Just FYI.
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#14 I have at least two friends who’ve done that since they were kids. I kid you not!
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#7 Way to miss a Simpson’s joke… … please tell me you’re not too young to have watched the Simpsons
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#8 - don’t stick ‘em in your pooper. Gotcha. Check aaaaaand check. I can see how someone might do that considering that they are “super fun high quality” chopsticks.. probably not a lot of splinters.
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nadiac3 3 months ago

#13 isn’t that obvious…when I was in both Iraq and Afghanistan, the locals always stood on top of the toilets including the nice, indoor ones in the airports.
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  The “do not want to touch” is rather common in quiet a few Asian countries, including Japan.
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kristie1017 3 months ago

To think that #13 is “insultingly obvious” is very ethnocentric. Many people from different cultures poop in that position. Not to mention it is better for our bodies to poop in the squatting position.
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idontlikepie 3 months ago

Most of these are hilarious, not insulting. Or even obvious. Just jokes.
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christy scarvelli 3 months ago

I’ve seen various versions of #1 and #14 several times, those are usually found in facilities or schools that assist individuals with special needs. Pictures are easier to understand at times than verbal communication.
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OK, 7 is just funny. Sadly, however I once worked in a place where the instructions for 14 were actually necessary. And that was in the women’s washroom. I’m not kidding.
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  Did they wear a lot of sombreros in the women’s washroom?
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1. This step-by-step process of putting on tighty whities.

2. This reminder to refrain from being a dick with smoke grenades.

3. This guide to use a McDonald’s figurine.

4. These rules for a mini-golf bathroom.

5. These rude dinner instructions.

6. AKA apply to dry skin.

7. Do not eat your shorts if you want them to last.

8. These chopsticks.

9. This hand-drying guide.

10. How not to use a nail gun.

11. This T-shirt that assumes the world eats dry sandwiches.

12. Really? Really?

13. Just in case no one has mentioned it before, poop sitting down, everyone.

14. This guide to correct sombrero usage.

15. How to study.

16. Electronics aren’t in the food pyramid.

17. HAHA yeah, OK.

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