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Because it's killing off our elders...
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And it's making our teens drunk with power.
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Because we're not ready for it's speed...
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It's embarrassing our youth.
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And giving us terrible ideas.
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It inhibits our quest to become cool.
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It's a destructive machine...
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Aimed at embarrassing us all...
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And destroying our self esteem.
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It's a hazard in the work place...
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In empty back alleys...
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And when you're trying to do the Whip in your living room.
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Your kid brother isn't ready...
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Your girlfriend is not ready...
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Your dad is not ready...
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Your weird British friend is most definitely not ready.
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Science has gone too far!
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And we were not ready in 2015.
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