Do You Have What It Takes For A Badass Job in the CIA?

Does "Homeland" have you thinking about a career change? Well, at the Central Intelligence Agency even the librarian jobs sound cool.

First off, if you had too much fun in college you need not apply.

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(Sorry Ben)

Nearly every position requires a bare minimum 3.0 GPA.*

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*Many require a minimum 3.5 GPA

And absolutely no use of illegal drugs in the past 12 months.

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Still here? Wow, okay, now you just need to undergo an in-depth psychiatric evaluation...

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...and pass a polygraph.

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Also, you can't tell ANYONE you're applying...

Now you might be ready for a totally badass career path...

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Welcome to "Clandestine Service"

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This Jason Bourne-type stuff a little too intense for you?

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Well, you're in luck because the CIA even makes their least exciting jobs seem life-changing...

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Librarian

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Also Known As: Someone who helps you find books

Paralegal

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Also Known As: The lawyer's bitch

Cost Estimator

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Also Known As: Someone who determines how much to pay for stuff

Assistant Editor

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Also Known As: Writer of company newsletter

Human Resources

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Also Known As: Person you complain to about crap around the office.

Cartographer

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Also Known As: Map maker

So if you're ready to sacrifice friends, family and any semblance of a normal life in order to help protect America, the CIA is anxiously awaiting your application.

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Check out all these awesome job opportunities and more at CIA.gov