Do You Have What It Takes For A Badass Job in the CIA?

Does “Homeland” have you thinking about a career change?

1. First off, if you had too much fun in college you need not apply.

(Sorry Ben)

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2. Nearly every position requires a bare minimum 3.0 GPA.*

*Many require a minimum 3.5 GPA

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3. And absolutely no use of illegal drugs in the past 12 months.

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4. Still here? Wow, okay, now you just need to undergo an in-depth psychiatric evaluation…

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5. …and pass a polygraph.

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6. Also, you can’t tell ANYONE you’re applying…

7. Now you might be ready for a totally badass career path…

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8. Welcome to “Clandestine Service”

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12. This Jason Bourne-type stuff a little too intense for you?

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13. Well, you’re in luck because the CIA even makes their least exciting jobs seem life-changing…

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14. Librarian

Also Known As: Someone who helps you find books

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15. Paralegal

Also Known As: The lawyer’s bitch

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16. Cost Estimator

Also Known As: Someone who determines how much to pay for stuff

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17. Assistant Editor

Also Known As: Writer of company newsletter

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18. Human Resources

Also Known As: Person you complain to about crap around the office.

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19. Cartographer

Also Known As: Map maker

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20. So if you’re ready to sacrifice friends, family and any semblance of a normal life in order to help protect America, the CIA is anxiously awaiting your application.

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Check out all these awesome job opportunities and more at CIA.gov