1. This bullshit message before movies:
2. This furniture store:
3. This suspicious sign:
4. This "stainless" steel ruler:
5. This "non-stick" pan:
6. This injustice to society:
7. This insult to our intelligence:
8. This supermarket that cried wolf:
9. This Camry owner blatantly lying to all Minnesota motorists:
10. Alfonso freakin' Ribeiro:
11. These bastards:
12. Anyone who ever uses this parking space:
13. This menace to society:
14. This wannabe patriot:
15. This half-assed piece of rope:
16. These panties:
17. These oddly circular hot dog buns:
18. This bullshit:
19. DiGiorno's promises:
20. This outrageous lie:
21. Those fibbers over at Google:
22. The demon spawn at Bed Bath & Beyond:
23. This poorly chosen brand name:
24. And this survey of complete and utter bullshitters:
