2.
Texting yourself to make sure you got home safe.
3.
Microwaving a mountain of french fries.
4.
Walking through the Taco Bell drive-thru after your wedding reception.
5.
Saving a slice of pizza for later.
6.
Trolling your sober self.
7.
Setting interesting calendar reminders.
8.
Getting stuck in a child's seat at McDonald's.
9.
Buying a lifetime's supply of Campbell's Cream of Celery Soup.
10.
Replacing toilet paper with a lint roller.
11.
Using a table as a blanket.
12.
Using a slice of pizza as a pillow.
13.
Using a spacious urinal as bed.
14.
Creating a throne fit for a king.
15.
Charging your phone like this.
16.
Sleeping comfortably on remote controls.
17.
Congratulating an inanimate object on a movie role.
18.
Using any means necessary to get a late night snack.
19.
Making some interesting grooming choices.
20.
Putting hot dogs in a toaster.
21.
Sleeping like this...
22.
Misplacing a light fixture.
23.
Spending the night in a Burger King.
24.
Experimenting with a new conditioner.
25.
Ordering pizza like this.
26.
And making any decision this guy did the night before.
